first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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