that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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