Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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