That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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