U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
