I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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