..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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