Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My vagina just clenched in fear
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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