next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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