lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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