he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
No...this little piggys going to the bar
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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