And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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