it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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