On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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