So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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