Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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