you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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