i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
It's just like the Real World with babies
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
i need some magic done to my vagina
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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