Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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