why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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