I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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