its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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