dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Still dying that you shit outside
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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