Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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