Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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