I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
