How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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