...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's no shave November. This is our time.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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