summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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