Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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