idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
