**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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