What a fucking waste of an outfit
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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