Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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