Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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