okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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