he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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