Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
