we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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