Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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