Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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