would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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