There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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