YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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