how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
