In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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