I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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