glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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