It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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