we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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