We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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